Here's a list of really lame pickup lines.
1. You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh, now I remember. You look like my next girlfriend/boyfriend!
2. Hey baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
5. If I said "you have a nice body", would you hold it against me?
6. You'll be the iceberg. I'll be Titanic and I'll go down on you.
7. If I toss this coin. What is the chances of me getting head?
8. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
9. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
10. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
11. I am conducting a field test of how many women that have pierced nipples.
12. I'd marry your cat/dog just to get in the family.
13. Excuse me. I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
14. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
15. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
16. You make my software turn to hardware!
17. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
18. Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
19. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
20. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
21. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
22. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
