I’m reading a book called ”New Moan”. It’s a really hilarious parody of the oh-so-loved Twilight saga.

As far as I know, there’s going to be 2 more following this.

Just by reading the description on the back, I knew I had to read the whole book.

Let me tell you what it says:

’I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I’ll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you’d let me.’

Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old....